Beloved, what’s that smell? Criminal collusion? Yeah! That’s it. Not because of all the compelling direct and circumstantial evidence, but because King Jesus told me in November and December 2016 that Putin delivered for Trump, and Trump knew about the interference in the 2016 Election. The compelling Russian Dossier says Trump paid the hackers via Michael Cohen, his personal lawyer slash fix it man. I believe it because Christ said Cohen did go to Prague.
Trump covered for Putin, even to this very day. Apparently there was an agreement between Trump and Putin, a quid pro quo. You know, you scratch my back and I will scratch yours. I will get you elected via a cyber coup, and you lift those darn sanctions and weaken America internally and globally so Russia can be great again. Quid pro quo. Settle the Prevezon case for a song and return our assets to us for nothing in return. Share American secrets with us via covert communication channels, so we can better compete with or replace America in the global rat race. Let us launder money with impunity and allow us to hack the hell out of America to make Russia Great Again. You know, quid pro quo. We will let you have a Trump Tower in Moscow with your name printed over the door in gold plated steel. After all, collusion is not illegal. There is nothing wrong with collusion. Any Presidential candidate would do it.